When times does short

pybun:

godbait:

citadelbloodbeard:

x-oskeleton:

One of my favorite things out there, hands down. I’m in love with the style and music score, gives me chills every time.

That was gorgeous.

I got goosebumps when the violin came into play.

My absolute favorite.

this is the best thing ;o;

allthingshyper:

SOBBING
GROSS HYSTERICAL SOBBING

allthingshyper:

SOBBING

GROSS HYSTERICAL SOBBING

karkatforpresident:

no tumblr dont trap me here

karkatforpresident:

no tumblr dont trap me here

king-of-crows-and-dogs:

sonicscepter:

I HAVE FOUND EVERY COLOR CRAYOLA HAS MADE INTO CRAYONS AND RENAMED THEM BASED ON SOME POPULAR TUMBLR FANDOMS.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

Some of the shades in between got named weird because I ran out of ideas. I worked on this for a week, guys.

Based on this post.

Oh my god, this is legitimately one of the best things I’ve ever seen here on tumblr.

And the fact that I fucking got all of these references. 

Perfection.

measureyourlifeincake:

ripstudwell:

English class

I Write Sins Not Tradgedgdegedgies

measureyourlifeincake:

ripstudwell:

English class

I Write Sins Not Tradgedgdegedgies

nogoodturkey:

i have spent way too much time lurking through the scarier parts of the internet and i’ve discovered a horrible website with the funniest descriptions of sex toys that i have ever seen

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that’s a good question

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struck by a thunder oh my god

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HOW DOES THIS EVEN QUALIFY AS A SEX TOY

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um

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well then

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I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING WHAT THE FUCK

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i don’t even need to say anything else

loveinallcolors:


Ellen: Do you know the sex of the child?
Tina: We decided we are going to wait. We’re going to find out…never.
Ellen: Ok.
Tina: Not even after it’s born.
Ellen: Not even after it’s born?
Tina: I’m just going to see what it chooses to wear to prom.
Ellen: Give it time to figure it out. Good for you.

All the awards.

loveinallcolors:

Ellen: Do you know the sex of the child?

Tina: We decided we are going to wait. We’re going to find out…never.

Ellen: Ok.

Tina: Not even after it’s born.

Ellen: Not even after it’s born?

Tina: I’m just going to see what it chooses to wear to prom.

Ellen: Give it time to figure it out. Good for you.

All the awards.

odditiesoflife:

The Real Abandoned Overlook Hotel

Unlike the fictional Overlook Hotel in Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining, this hotel is really named the Overlook. The abandoned hotel is located in the small, wine growing town of Bernkastel-Kues in Germany. Other than it has been unoccupied for about 13 years, there is no information as to why the hotel was closed. All of the furniture remains and it looks as if everyone there simply left. There are rumors that the hotel is haunted. According to urban explorers who frequent the spooky site, cameras malfunction, sounds can be heard throughout the premises and items seem to move around the hotel by themselves.

ph0king:

OMFG

simplicitylovers:

Beautiful Little Tea Cups

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

potteraddicted:

# oh dear god # look at her face # look at her trying to make friends # anyone who tells me that hermione had friends pre-series is so incredibly wrong

this was painful to watch in the theater as a kid because i did this every day

rsapberry:

the-fake-truth:

inbecillus:

an-idle-teen:

inbecillus:

I hate myself but I still think I’m better than everybody else

I hate people but I’d love to be in a relationship

I love food but I don’t want to get fat

I want money but dont want a job

look it’s my entire life in a post